Office toilet scandal

You know...my office toilet got 2 cubicle
you know...i was shitting today with earphone listening to my phone mp3
you know...i didn't switch on the light coz i think its bright enough to see
you know...a colleague bang on my door thought it wasn't occupied
you know...i didn't hear him or her, coz my ear is occupied
you know...he or she switched on the light for me
you know...then he or she switched off the light
you know...then he or she switched on the light back again
you know...then only i realised someone is outside
you know...i can heard he or she went into the next cubicle
you know...our office toilet walls top part was not fully separated
you know...which allows some air ventilation
you know...back to shit
you know...i heard something
you know...then i smell something
you know...it doens't smell like my own shit
you know...i recognise my own shit smell
you know...it smells weird
you know...i was wondering where is my shit smell
you know...i think he or she must have lao sai
you know...or else it wont overpowered my own shit smell
you know...then i heard stimulating farts like engine
you know...it makes you frown..eeeeee..
you know...you subconscious trying to sniff how is the smell this time
you know...he or she finished off faster than me
you know...i still dunno who is it...hahahaha..
you know...when im done and out, glad i have no changes for my design :)